If you look at photographs captured during the mid-20th century, odds are you’ll come across some that feature US Navy aircraft covered in graffiti. The majority of the phrases and tags are rather tame, while others are more risqué and inflammatory. You might assume these acts of vandalism were the work of enemy forces, but they were actually painted by American naval aviators who wanted to make light of a pilot accidentally landing their aircraft on the wrong vessel.
During the 1950s and ’60s, radar and GPS technology were still in their infancy, meaning it wasn’t uncommon for naval aviators to become turned around or lost, resulting in them landing on the wrong aircraft carrier. Innocent as their errors may have been, crewmen liked to pick on these pilots by covering their jets with graffiti, so they wouldn’t soon forget their mistakes.
As a 2018 tweet from the US Naval Institute explains, “Navy [tradition] holds that pilots who make a navigational error and land on the wrong carrier get mocked by the crew who ‘decorate’ the plane with graffiti. Adding @USAirForce markings is the ultimate insult to an already embarrassed naval aviator.”
The above photo is a prime example of this. Captured in 1952, it features a graffiti-covered US Navy McDonnell F2H-2 Banshee with Fighter Squadron 62 (VF-62). It’s parked on the flight deck of the USS Wasp (CV-18). The aircraft carrier, however, wasn’t the jet fighter’s assigned ship, which is why Wasp‘s crew tagged it with graffiti.
Among the comments painted on the F2H-2 include “Must be Air Force,” “VF-62 Guard Mail Original Coral Sea First,” “From Heaven to Coral Sea via Stinger,” “You name it – you land on it,” “Fouled up” and “Airman Adams reporting sir.”
VF-62 – known as the “Gladiators” – was operational between 1955-62. When this was taken, it was stationed aboard the USS Coral Sea (CVB-43) with Carrier Air Group 4 (CVG-4), which was taking part in a six-month deployment in the Mediterranean.
While the practice is still around today, graffitiing US Navy aircraft occurs only on the rarest of occasions, given advancements in technology mean landing on the wrong vessel seldom happens anymore.
Disaster doesn’t just strike in the heat of battle; there are times when things go wrong during training, which put servicemen’s lives in danger. That’s what happened in December 1959, when US Navy Ensign Albert Hickman’s aircraft failed during a routine aircraft drill. Not only did this put his life at risk, it endangered the lives of hundreds of school children and teachers, as well. To save them, Hickman made the ultimate sacrifice.
Who was Albert Hickman?
Albert Hickman was born in Sioux City, Iowa on April 4, 1938. As a teenager, he attended Central High School, graduating in 1956. Before receiving his diploma, however, he enlisted in the US Navy, showing his eagerness to serve his country. Hickman was assigned to Fight Squadron 21 (VF-121) at Naval Air Station Miramar, California (now Marine Corps Air Station Miramar), where he trained as a naval aviator.
At 21, Hickman was practicing aircraft carrier landings. On December 4, 1959, his life was cut short, after his training took an unexpected turn, endangering the lives of children and teachers at a nearby elementary school.
Albert Hickman chose not to eject
Following his final practice run that day, Albert Hickman was traveling back to NAS Miramar when his McDonnell F3H-2N Demon‘s engine failed. At an altitude of 2,000 feet, the engine compressor stalled and surged, and the aircraft’s trajectory threatened to crash into Hawthorne Elementary School, in Clairemont, California, where children were playing outside.
Hickman was forced to employ a controled glide, in the hopes of maximizing the distance his F3H-2N would cover. Heroically, he chose to stay in the cockpit past the minimum altitude for ejection. Instead, he opened the canopy and frantically waved at the children below, warning them to get as far away as possible while he tried to steer the aircraft away.
Hickman barely cleared the schoolyard’s fence before flying into San Clemente Canyon, approximately 200 yards away. Unable to safely eject, he remained in the fighter as it crashed into the canyon, erupting into a massive fireball. The impact was so large that the surrounding 20 acres of brush became consumed by the fire, which took two hours to extinguish.
US Navy investigators said Hickman likely prevented the aircraft from crashing into the school and the surrounding San Diego neighborhood, saving many. His remains were retrieved from the crash site, and he was buried at Sioux City’s Memorial Park Cemetery
Honoring a brave man’s sacrifice
While unaware at the time of the sacrifice Albert Hickman chose to make, Hawthorne Elementary School and the surrounding community were extremely grateful for his heroism. He was credited with saving the lives of around 700 children and staff at the school, who wrote “thank-you” letters to his parents.
The community honored Hickman in several ways. In 1962, American Legion Post 460, in Kearny Mesa, was dedicated to him. Nine years later, an elementary school in the Mira Mesa neighborhood was named after the ensign. Additionally, in 1994, a sports complex built on land leased by the US Navy was dedicated to him, while, in 2019, a commemorative plaque was placed at the Mt. Soledad National Veterans Memorial in his honor.
For his skill, bravery and ultimate sacrifice, Albert Hickman was posthumously awarded the Navy and Marine Corps Medal.
The Grumman J2F Duck was an amphibious aircraft that served the US military in various capacities during the Second World War. It could operate from land and water, which allowed it to be deployed on various missions, including reconnaissance and search and rescue. In 1942, a J2F, its two crewmen and a passenger went missing during a rescue operation over Greenland. Its fate remained a mystery for decades, until a series of research efforts finally revealed some answers.
Grumman J2F Duck
The Grumman J2F Duck first flew on April 2, 1936. It saw action throughout the Second World War, with roughly 584 built. Eight variants were also developed, which saw use across the US Army Air Forces (USAAF), Navy, Marine Corps and US Coast Guard.
A handy amphibious aircraft, the J2F had many uses, including mapping, reconnaissance, anti-submarine patrols, observation, transportation and rescue. The latter missions generally required land and sea capabilities. This was exactly the case for a US Coast Guard J2F that took off on November 29, 1942, in response to a distress call from a Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress.
The heavy bomber was actually the second to go down in the same place in Greenland, as it had been responding to a distress call from a US Army cargo aircraft whose crew had been forced to make an emergency landing.
A Grumman J2F Duck goes missing over Greenland
While on its rescue mission, the B-17 Flying Fortress crash-landed, injuring many of those onboard. The J2F Duck was stationed onboard the USCG Northland (WPG-49) and set off on November 28, 1942 to aid the downed bomber. The aircraft was manned by Coast Guardsmen Lt. John Pritchard and PO1 Benjamin Bottoms.
With a large B-17 crew and a small rescue aircraft, the men could only return to Northland with two crewmen, leaving the others, including USAAF Cpl. Loren Howarth, behind. They returned the next day, despite severe weather warnings, to pick up Howarth, leaving with him for Northland when they encountered whiteout conditions.
After requesting directions back to the gunboat, the J2F’s crew were never heard from again. It took a few days for the aircraft to be found; another reported that it looked badly wrecked, and noted that there were no signs of life. It’s unknown if the three men survived the crash.
Given Northland received no word from them after a month, those onboard the gunboat decided to continue rescuing the B-17 crew, completing the evacuation by the following March. Pritchard and Bottoms were posthumously awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross for their efforts in rescuing the men who’d served aboard the bomber.
Several search missions have been conducted
While the J2F Duck could be seen on Greenland’s ice for many years, it took almost 70 for further rescue efforts to be made, long after it had sunk below the surface.
The first successful mission was made in 2013 via a joint effort by the US Coast Guard and North South Polar Inc., who wanted to bring the bodies of the deceased crewmen home before their last remaining relatives died. They identified black cables under the ice, which were consistent with those from a J2F.
A 2018 mission by Global Exploration and Recovery (GEaR) was somewhat more conclusive. The organization used radar to identify an anomaly in a glacier that was roughly the size of the missing J2F and in a similar area to where it’s believed to have gone missing.
The most recent recovery mission was conducted by The Fallen American Veterans Foundation, which focuses on bringing back the bodies of those who’ve fell in action to the US. Their goal was – and still is – the return of Pritchard, Bottoms and Howarth’s bodies to their families.
As of publishing, there’s been no word regarding if they’ve been successful in their efforts.
Several experimental aircraft have been designed over the years, but few (if any) were as large and eye-catching as the Hughes H-4 Hercules. A flying boat prototype, this peculiar-looking aircraft was nearly 219 feet long and had a height of… Wait for it: almost 321 feet! To put that into perspective, the average football field, from goal line to goal line, is just 300 feet long!
The H-4 came from the mind of Henry J. Kaiser, who was known for building Liberty ships. It was the middle of the Second World War, and the United States needed to figure out a way to ship supplies to the United Kingdom without transiting the Atlantic, as it was teeming with German U-boats.
To produce the mammoth aircraft, Kaiser teamed up with Howard Hughes of Hughes Aircraft Company. The pair were given a contract to build the H-4, which they designed to carry either 150,000 pounds of cargo, two M4 Sherman tanks or 750 soldiers – basically, it needed to be big (and strong) enough to carry enormous loads.
As metal was needed for the war effort, the H-4 was constructed from laminated birch, earning it the nicknames “Spruce Goose” and the “Flying Lumberyard.” After a lengthy development process, which eventually saw Kaiser withdraw from the project, the aircraft was built, albeit after the war had come to a close.
Operated by just three crewmen, the H-4 was powered by eight Pratt & Whitney R-4360 Wasp Major piston engines and four-bladed Hamilton Standard propellors. In all honesty, it probably could have used several more power plants, as it weighed an incredible 400,000 pounds. It had a cruising speed of 250 MPH and a range of 3,000 miles.
Following its completion, the H-4 was transported to Pier E in Long Beach, California. Given its size, it had to be moved in three sections – the fuselage and each wing – with a smaller shipment for assembly parts. Once reassembled, a hangar was built around the aircraft, with a ramp leading into the harbor.
It would be comical to suggest the H-4 had a notable operational history, as it only underwent taxi tests. It did conduct a single flight, but it only traveled a mile and remained airborne for just 26 seconds. Despite the aircraft never flying again, a dedicated crew of 300 maintained it in its climate-controlled hangar, only for them to disband following Hughes’ death in 1976.
In the world of aviation, the marriage of beauty and function has birthed stunning creations, with aesthetics and power being held in equal regard. From their sleek, streamlined profiles to the roaring might of their engines, these aircraft are more than just mere machines; they’re pieces of art, each one an embodiment of humanity’s indomitable spirit and thirst for discovery. In this article, we pay homage to 12 of the most beautiful military aircraft ever developed.
North American P-51 Mustang
Crafted in the throes of World War II, the North American P-51 Mustang emanates an air of audacity, and is arguably one of the most beautiful military aircraft to have ever been developed. Its sleek design belies the ruggedness within, while its distinctive invasion stripes whisper tales of daring sorties over enemy territory.
The P-51’s vibrant roar as its Rolls-Royce Merlin engine revs up is a stirring overture to its impressive performance.
Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird
Emerging from the depths of the Cold War, the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird is an ode to technological prowess and ingenuity. Its enigmatic, obsidian silhouette exudes a futuristic appeal, while its unprecedented speed and high altitude performance still hold records, years after its retirement.
The SR-71 is more than just an aircraft – it’s an enduring legend.
Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II
The Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II – affectionately known as the “flying tank” and A-10 Warthog – captivates many with its brutish charm. While not conventionally beautiful, this military aircraft’s unusual design, characterized by its frontal cockpit and giant rear-mounted engines, is a testament to its indomitable spirit.
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de Havilland DH.98 Mosquito
The de Havilland DH.98 Mosquito, also known as the “Wooden Wonder,” combined speed, maneuverability and firepower in an elegant package. Crafted almost entirely from wood, its lightweight design and twin-engine setup made it one of the fastest and most versatile aircraft of the Second World War.
Avro Vulcan
The Avro Vulcan, an iconic symbol of Britain’s Cold War might, exhibits an ethereal beauty with its distinctive delta-wing design. The sight of its colossal form, coupled with the unearthly howl of its engines, is truly awe-inspiring. From nuclear deterrence to conventional bombings during the Falklands War, the Vulcan took on many roles throughout its illustrious career.
Grumman F-14 Tomcat
The Grumman F-14 Tomcat is the embodiment of American air superiority, and one of the most beautiful military aircraft to have ever taken to the sky. Its variable-geometry wings and twin-tail design imbue it with a predatory elegance.
Star of the 1986 film, Top Gun, the F-14’s grace and might in aerial combat have earned it a place in the annals of aviation history.
Supermarine Spitfire
With its elliptical wings and growling Merlin engine, the Supermarine Spitfire was a symbol of British resistance during WWII. Its agile performance and distinctive silhouette have etched it into the public consciousness as an icon of freedom against tyranny.
North American XB-70 Valkyrie
The North American XB-70 Valkyrie was the embodiment of futuristic beauty, despite being a prototype military aircraft. This supersonic bomber, with its sleek, streamlined form and distinctive canards, was years ahead of its time.
Its visions of speed and altitude as defensive attributes continue to influence aviation design philosophy.
Saab J35 Draken
The Saab J35 Draken, a Swedish supersonic interceptor, boasts a distinct appearance, with its double-delta wing configuration and canard design. Its unique look, while striking, makes it a standout, in terms of performance. The sharp edges that mark its wings allow the aircraft to achieve the perfect balance of low-speed stability and high-speed execution.
The J35’s design also allows it to perform the famed Cobra Maneuver, in which the aircraft becomes its own airbrake, showing its impressive maneuverability.
McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II
The McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II, with its tandem twin-seat and unmistakable dihedral tail, is a testament to robust and versatile design. Serving in numerous conflicts, most notably the Vietnam War, and adopted by air forces across the world, the aircraft’s legacy is as extensive as its capabilities.
Lockheed P-38 Lightning
The Lockheed P-38 Lightning, with its unconventional twin-boom design and propellers that rotated in opposite directions, was as striking as the bolt of lightning it was named after – talk about a beautiful military aircraft. During WWII, it redefined what a fighter aircraft could achieve.
Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II
The Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II represents the cutting edge of aerial warfare. With its stealth features, sensor fusion and advanced avionics, it ushers in a new era of fifth-generation fighters that are capable of taking on just about anything. Its single-engine design and angular lines embody modernity and might.
Vought F4U Corsair
The Vought F4U Corsair, nicknamed the “Whistling Death,” is known for its bent-wing design and distinctive gull-shaped wings, combining functionality with an undeniable charm. Its aggressive stance and powerful performance add to its allure.
As a carrier-based aircraft during the Second World War, it gained a reputation among the Japanese as the most formidable fighter flown by the Americans in the Pacific Theater. The F4U also served throughout the Korean War as a fighter-bomber, where it took on enemy Yakovlev Yak-9s.
North American F-86 Sabre
The North American F-86 Sabre is the epitome of classic jet-age aesthetics, and is without a doubt one beautiful (some might even say gorgeous) military aircraft. Renowned for its swept wings and elegant lines, it was the West’s counter to the Soviet Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-15 during the Korean War.
The F-86’s beauty is matched only by its historic role in pioneering transonic flight.
In the shadowy chapters of history, battles are often viewed through the prism of generals and troops – their tactics, their bravery and their sacrifices. However, beneath the surface of strategy and human courage there pulses another narrative of the machines. From the rumbling roar of tanks and the relentless hum of aircraft, to the tireless engines of trucks and ships carrying personnel across the globe, the vehicles of World War II weren’t just silent spectators, but transformative characters.
Civilian boats
One of the defining moments of the Second World War was the miraculous evacuation of Dunkirk. Ordinary civilian vessels transformed almost overnight into life-saving crafts, becoming the unsung heroes of Operation Dynamo. These humble boats, ranging from fishing trawlers to pleasure yachts, crossed the English Channel, braving enemy fire and treacherous waters to rescue over 338,000 trapped British and Allied troops.
Their actions, a symphony of courage and unity, were a turning point that buoyed the spirits of a beleaguered Britain and altered the course of history.
Willys MB
Renowned for its durability and versatility, the Willys MB was the automotive workhorse of World War II – and one of the most widely-used vehicles. Its rugged design and unyielding reliability made it a constant presence in Europe and the Pacific, where it served in a myriad of roles, from transporting troops and equipment, to operating as a makeshift ambulance.
This “Jeep,” as it was affectionately known, became an enduring symbol of American grit and ingenuity, leaving an indelible mark on the annals of wartime engineering.
Liberty ships
Like industrial leviathans, liberty ships were the embodiment of wartime logistics and production prowess. These hastily-built, unassuming freighters became lifelines for the Allies during World War II, carrying much-needed supplies across perilous seas.
Their sheer numbers – a staggering 2,710 were built – and their tireless crews helped stem the tide of war, proving that victory was as much about steel and cargo space as it was about bullets and bravery.
Boeing B-29 Superfortress
The Boeing B-29 Superfortress, a mechanical marvel for its time, delivered a profound impact that resonated well beyond the battlefield. This particular vehicle was a symbol of America’s aerial dominance during World War II, with its pressurized cabin, remote-controlled guns and the capability to carry significant bomb loads over long distances.
The B-29 etched its place in history – particularly the Enola Gay and Bockscar – which dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, effectively ushering in the end of the conflict.
GMC CCKW 2½-ton 6×6 truck
Often overlooked, the humble GMC CCKW 2½-ton 6×6 – or “Deuce and a Half,” as it was otherwise known – holds a prominent place in vehicle development during World War II. Engineered for harsh terrains and diverse payloads, over half a million were produced. It served as the backbone of the US Army’s logistics network, ferrying troops, food and ammunition across all theaters.
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This GMC CCKW’s testament lies not just in its vital wartime role, but in its lasting utility in subsequent conflicts and civilian use.
T-34
The T-34 tank, a combination of innovative design, strong armor and lethal firepower, was a game-changing vehicle on the Eastern Front during World War II. It dominated German Panzers and helped the Red Army push back the invaders.
The T-34, a mechanical testament to Soviet resilience and ingenuity, played a significant role in the USSR’s victory against the German Wehrmacht.
Douglas DC-3
Arguably one of the greatest aircraft ever made, the Douglas DC-3 revolutionized air transport. Its robust design, exceptional performance and large carrying capacity made it an invaluable asset during World War II.
Its military variant, the C-47 Skytrain, was best known for participating in D-Day. It airlifted supplies, dropped paratroopers and even towed gliders, earning a reputation as one of the conflict’s most impactful aircraft.
M4 Sherman
The M4 Sherman was the American forces’ main battle tank (MBT) throughout World War II, and it was a fearsome vehicle. Though it faced heavier and more powerful German tanks, its superiority in production, mechanical reliability and flexibility made it instrumental in the Allied ground offensive.
The M4 Sherman was more than just a fighting machine – it was a symbol of American industrial might.
Higgins Boat
The Higgins Boat – or LCVP (Landing Craft, Vehicle, Personnel) – played a pivotal role in amphibious assaults, most famously D-Day. Its ingenious design allowed troops to land directly onto the five beaches, accelerating the pace of attacks and changing the dynamics of beachhead combat.
The Higgins Boat was, as Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower put it, one of the tools that “won the war.”
Aircraft carriers
Aircraft carriers marked a new era in naval warfare. During World War II, these floating bases projected power across the Pacific, becoming the central figures in major naval battles. They played an important role in achieving Allied air superiority, with their aircraft launching successful strikes against enemy positions, as well as engaging the Japanese in the air.
By war’s end, aircraft carriers, not battleships, reigned supreme.
North American P-51 Mustang
The North American P-51 Mustang was a triumph of design and performance. It helped the Allies rule the skies over Europe, as its long range made it the perfect escort for bombers, protecting them from enemy fighters.
The aircraft’s sleek lines and robust performance, along with the roar of its Merlin engine, made the P-51 not just impactful, but one of the most beautiful aircraft of the era.
Hawker Hurricane
An unsung hero of the Battle of Britain, the Hawker Hurricane shot down more enemy aircraft than its more famous counterpart, the Supermarine Spitfire. Its rugged design, ease of repair and lethal firepower made the Hurricane a key player in the Royal Air Force’s (RAF) efforts to defend Britain against the Luftwaffe.
The aircraft exemplifies that, in war, it’s often the workhorses, not the show ponies, that make the biggest difference.
While surveying a fossil site outside of Moscow in Russia, scientists found a rock with a screw inside, dating it to be about 300 million years old.
The Kosmopoisk research group is a group of Russian scientists with a special mission. Their job is to investigate news about UFOs, research mystical creatures and decode supernatural phenomena.
300 million year old fossilized screw found in Russia. (Photo: Taringa)
In the 1990s, they received reports of a meteorite falling to Earth near the Kaluga area, Russia. Immediately, these researchers were present at the above location to perform analysis.
Here they encountered an extremely unusual object, which was a small screw about 2 cm long, with a design similar to a modern screw. But it’s not an ordinary snail, it’s a fossil.
Unexpected discovery about screws
After discovering the screw, Russian scientists brought it to the laboratory and performed analyzes to find its use and origin. First, they used dating estimation technology commonly used in paleontology research and discovered that the screw was between 300 and 320 million years old.
Fascinated by the object, scientists then X-rayed the fossil and discovered another unexpected detail: inside this screw was another smaller screw. .
Initially, it was guessed that this was the fossil of a long-lost sea crinoid. However, this theory has been discarded, because the size of 2cm is too large compared to the average size of this creature.
Another theory is that this screw has an alien origin, from a UFO or from some alien civilization other than Earth. This hypothesis receives a lot of support because the area where it was discovered often has meteorite falls.
The origin of the screw is still a mystery. (Photo: bhaskar.com)
There are also some opinions that this could be evidence of an ancient advanced civilization in Russia, which existed hundreds of millions of years ago. So what is the truth?
There are still many things unknown to us in the distant history of mankind. History and archeology clearly do not paint the whole picture of our past, and objects like the screw above are evidence of this.
Discoveries like the above can be found anywhere, but perhaps because they are outside of modern academic thinking, they have not been popularized. However, all of those discoveries have shown that maybe what we know about human history and origins is completely wrong.
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It’s partly a question of taste. When Anna Eliza Bray was collecting materials for The Mountains and Lakes of Switzerland (1841) she was proudly shown the ornamented skeleton of St Alexander at Freiburg. ‘Never before had we witnessed any sight so disgusting,’ she recalled. ‘I involuntarily started in horror.’ Any idea of venerating human remains was bad enough for a properly brought-up Anglican, but the mouldering bones bedecked with jewels and embroidered with gold proved viscerally repulsive.
This must be a common reaction to the photographs in a new book, Heavenly Bodies. Skeletons from Roman catacombs, mistaken for the remains of martyrs, were imported by the dozen for churches in Switzerland, Bavaria and Austria, mostly in the 17th and 18th centuries. They were articulated in suitable poses (like squirrels in a Victorian taxidermy tableau), clad in gems and displayed in glazed niches for popular devotion. At first they seem deliberately grotesque, a memento mori. But the author, Paul Koudounaris, insists that on the contrary, the intention was to give them the highest dignity by ornamenting them with gems mentioned in the Book of Revelation’s description of the heavenly Jerusalem.
The hand of St Konstantius, Rorschach, Switzerland. Photo: Paul Koudounaris
If there’s a problem, it’s a cultural (Germanic) thing. Think of Gunther von Hagens and his exhibitions of anatomised bodies. With the catacomb saints, eyes are the most troublesome parts. Hollow orbits are bad enough, but blue gem eyes are worse, reminding us of the ventriloquist’s dummy. Shakespeare’s feelings (‘Those are pearls that were his eyes’) seem closer to the relic-collectors’ than to our own. At Roggenburg in Bavaria the four saints on display have papier-mâché masks, but a hole where a nose should be still makes St Severina behind her veil look like Michael Jackson.
One Swiss Guard at the Vatican, Capt Johann Pfyffer, dispatched 25 catacomb saints to his native land in the 17th century. These had not been sold (that would have been the mortal sin of simony), but transport did not come cheap, even if some pious innkeepers en route assigned the skeletons rooms of their own free of charge. Since the names of the dead seldom survived in the catacomb niches, they were given generic new names: Felix (Happy), Constantius (Constant) or even Incognitus (Unknown).
St Deodatus, Rheinau, Switzerland, reconstructed with wax. Photo: Paul Koudounaris
Martyrs’ relics were used as a sort of conduit for prayers, who asked their intercession for those still on earth. The theory seemed reasonable to believers such as St Jerome, who wrote that such ‘venerable bones are held to be the altar of Christ’. He opposed the scoffing second-century Celsus, who declared, ‘Corpses should be disposed of like dung, for they are dung.’ Today our sensibility is more likely to be that of Celsus. Corpses, while deserving of respect, fall definitely in the category of unclean things.